I can’t believe we used that header already, given tonight’s season-ending episode of Top Gear. I’m sure it will be very amusing to see the boys battle three German counterparts, but let’s face it–there’s one reason I’m tuning in tonight: Captain Slow chauffeuring sumo wrestlers in tiny cars. Ah–there’s the Top Gear I know and love. Dear BBC America: please show Season Twelve soon! Tonight at 8pm Eastern.