As someone who is (tentatively) planning a trip to London later this year, I’m intrigued with tonight’s Top Gear, which takes on the legendarily bad London traffic. Will careful study of this episode teach a tourist how to navigate Olde London Towne? I intend to find out. The TG crew investigates the best way to get to the airport, with James taking a car (a Mercedes, no less), the Hamster on a bike, Jeremy carving the Thames in a speedboat, and the Stig on the Tube with an Oyster Card. You read that right. All of that plus Simon Cowell as the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Will we even need to go to London after all of that?