On the tenth day of Christmas, my Bacon gave to meeee…
…Santa faking a malaaaaaadyyyy!
You know the drill–Santa feels underappreciated and takes to bed with a “cold”. Incompetent elves try to find a town that still loves Santa. Negotiations take place between weather-related siblings Heat Miser and Snow Miser. Said negotiations are set to a ragtime tune. It’s six flavors of awesome, because they really are “too much!”
If you also find their temperature extremes to be too much, you might consider donating to Oxfam’s Campaign to Fight Climate Poverty. It’s only a click away–you can do it and sing along with The Weather Boys at the same time.