Tuesday Newsapalooza

Strike be damned, FX orders two more season of Damages. Sounds like Patty Hewes got to them. (SFGate)
BBC plans Bewitched remake. Perhaps as payback for Viva Laughlin and Coupling? (Digital Spy)
TV Land special to countdown the 50 greatest TV icons. (Yahoo!)
House‘s Jennifer Morrison joins J.J. Abrams’ Trek movie. (SFGate)
The Sopranos’ iconic Pork Store bulldozed to make room for condos. (New Jersey Star-Ledger)

Thursday Newsapalooza

The Sun speculatates about Kylie Minogue’s upcoming Doctor Who guest spot. At least one of our favorite shows is still in production. (SyFy Portal)
Tim Kring apologizes for Heroes’ season two suckatude. That’s great, but who do I talk to about season one? (Entertainment Weekly)
In possibly our last casting news for a long time, Whedonverse alum Gina Torres gets a Dirty Sexy Money guest spot in just under the wire. (TV Guide)
Fox reshuffles its lineup again. 24 postponed indefinitely; Bones sentenced to Fridays starting in January. (TV Guide)
Did viewers reject the new fall season even before the strike started? (L.A. Times)
NBC’s Ben Silverman calls ABC Entertainment president “a moron.” Hair pulling to follow. (Esquire)

Stephen Colbert’s presidential bid nipped in the bud by South Carolina Democrats. (NY Times)
Masterpiece Theatre to air adaptations of all six Jane Austen novels in January. (Hollywood Reporter)
Aaron Sorkin returns to Broadway with “The Farnsworth Invention.” (NY Times)
Weeds renewed for a fourth season. (Hollywood Reporter)

July 25 release date set for long-awaited X-Files movie sequel. If they don’t kiss in this one I’m asking for my money back. (Yahoo!)
Writer’s strike continues to loom. (Yahoo!)
NBC puts Heroes spin-off on hold. (Variety)