Squee! It’s…

Squee! It’s triple squee spotting on Lie to Me tonight. You may remember the rapture I experienced when Randolph Mantooth showed up on Criminal Minds a few weeks ago. Now his Emergency! partner in crime, Kevin Tighe, pops up as well. Roy DeSoto : Johnny Gage as Jon Baker : Francis Poncherello and Frank Hardy : Joe Hardy. You may also remember Tighe as the athletic governor Josh didn’t want entering the primary after President Bartlet’s MS was announced on The West Wing and as Locke’s no-good, kidney-stealing dad on Lost. He’s also appeared on everything from Leverage and the Laws and Orders, ER and Chicago Hope, to Freaks and Geeks. He’s joined by D.B. Woodside, aka Pretty Principal Robin Wood from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He’s filled other positions of authority as a president on 24, as well as appearing in Numb3rs, Grey’s Anatomy, and Once and Again (and, heaven help him, Viva Laughlin). Both Woodside and Tighe were in the gone-too-soon Murder One, as well.

Finally, Jason Beghe is also in tonight’s episode. If you’re an old-school X-Files fan like I am, you might be looking at Beghe’s name and thinking, “That seems familiar. Did he date Gillian Anderson once upon a time?” But then you will remember that it was actually David Duchovny. Well, not that Beghe dated Duchovny, but that he kind of shoved Duchovny into acting. So we kind of have Jason Beghe (who has also appeared in fare such as Life, Veronica Mars, American DreamsMelrose Place, and Picket Fences, among many others) to thank for The X-Files. Of course, that means he’s also kind of to thank for Californication–you be the judge. You can catch Tighe, Woodside, and Beghe on Lie to Me on Fox tonight at 8pm Eastern and Pacific. Since ABC has bumped Scrubs and Better Off Ted to next week to accommodate the presidential news conference, you can even catch them with no guilt involved (unless missing the presidential news conference makes you feel guilty, too).

Squee! It’s…

You know, I was going to go all squee about how Wallace Shawn is going to be on Life on Mars tonight (and, yes, I was preparing to go with an “Inconceivable!” joke), along with Cheyenne Jackson (which will impress you if your squee sways toward musical theater, which, frankly, mine does). But holy squee, y’all–Randolph Mantooth is going to be on Criminal Minds. You may recall Mr. Mantooth from recent stints on daytime shows As the World Turns and One Life to Live, or from guest roles on, well, everything, from JAG and Diagnosis Murder to Baywatch and MacGyver through LA Law all the way back to old-school Battlestar Galactica and beyond.

Or, if you are like me, you remember him from Emergency!. Somewhere on this planet, there is a block of wood with a preschool picture of me pasted on it. I can’t imagine what the preschool teachers must have thought trying to get a picture of a kid who was gesticulating  wildly while telling them about how paramedic Johnny Gage had been bitten by a rattlesnake the night before trying to save joyriders who had driven off a cliff on Emergency!. See, TV Bacon was always in my blood. If you had asked me last week, I would have said there was pretty much nothing that could get me to watch Criminal Minds, but I’ll be tuning to CBS at 9 Eastern/Pacific. Randy Mantooth, people!