SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE: The Politics of Dancing

I’m not gonna lie–I’ve really enjoyed Fox’s summer reality hit So You Think You Can Dance over the past few years. Maybe it’s the summer heat melting my brain, or maybe it’s that the competitors on this show actually have to be enormously talented to succeed. It’s a lot of fun to watch people who are good at something do it well.

Unfortunately, I’m having to give a lot of thought to whether I’m going to watch this week’s performance episode tonight–even with the possibility of two dances per couple!–after an unpleasant trend that’s been growing for at least a couple of seasons bloomed into full-blown yuck last week. While dancers from a variety of racial and ethnic backgrounds have been cast and succeeded on the show, discussion of hip-hop and jazz styles is often…less than sensitive. Judges trying to describe desired effects in krump or hip-hop numbers by affecting what they think are urban or African-American speech patterns or gestures is not a good plan. Telling dancers performing a jazz number that they’re African warriors is weird enough (what, everyone in Africa is the same? What is an African warrior, anyway?), but seizing the word “animalistic” to describe how “African warriors” should move is even more problematic.

Upon seeing the hip-hop routine pictured above–a hip-hop routine choreographed to Leona Lewis’ “Bleeding Love”–guest judge Adam Shankman (Hairspray) rhapsodized that the show’s deep exploration of this new thing, lyrical hip-hop, finally legitimized hip-hop as an art form. Leaving aside the dubious contentions that “lyrical hip-hop” is a newborn creature (dude, you produced the Step Up movies. Did you ever watch them?) or that So You Think You Can Dance is exploring the genre deeply, the assertion that hip-hop hasn’t been a legitimate art form up until now is pretty appalling. Coupled with previous judging comments about preferring “softer” hip-hop and wondering if America will be put off by more “hard-hitting” routines, the show’s attitude about what urban art forms might be about–and what we as the audience might think they’re about–is kind of dismal.

Between this and producer/judge Nigel Lythgoe’s constant harping about male contestants not being masculine enough in their dancing, the show is creeping dangerously close to some ugly places. And I don’t want to feel that way watching cheesy reality TV–I just want to watch a bunch of talented kids put on a show. Can’t we all just dance along?

Caviezel and McKellen Sign on for THE PRISONER Remake

“Where am I?”
“In the Village.”
“What do you want?”
“Information.”
“Whose side are you on?”
“That would be telling…. We want information. Information! INFORMATION!”
“You won’t get it.”
“By hook or by crook, we will.”
“Who are you?”
“The new Number Two.”
“Who is Number One?”
“You are Number Six.”
“I am not a number — I am a free man!”

That cryptic exchange set the stage for one of the trippiest, most original television series ever aired–The Prisoner. Forget Lost, if you want to spend an hour having your mind totally blown, go rustle up an episode of this 1960s cult classic.

Or, apparently, you can just wait for the remake. After a few bumps in the road, AMC’s six-part miniseries, to be co-produced with ITV, is back on track with Jim Caviezel and Ian McKellen headlining.

Caviezel will step into Patrick McGoohan’s shoes as Number Six, a man who wakes up in a mysterious town after abruptly resigning from his position as a British secret agent. McKellen will fill the role of Number Two, the administrator of the Village charged with extracting information from Number Six. (In McGoohan’s original, the position of Number Two was assigned to a constantly-rotating series of characters.)

While the original series, which lasted for only 17 episodes in 1967-68, served as a metaphor for Cold War politics, the reinterpretation will reflect 21st Century concerns about liberty, security, and surveillance. The trademark paranoia, tense action and socio-political commentary seen in the original will remain key elements of the remake, according to AMC.

“There will be nods and winks and references back to the original,” said executive producer Christina Wayne, “but I don’t think that (fans) will feel in any way that their original has been tarnished.”

Whedon Reveals DR. HORRIBLE Master Plan

Finally, Joss Whedon fans have a premiere date for his highly anticipated series of web shorts, “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog.” Whedon unveiled the release plans for the supervillian musical in an open letter to fans:

ONE WEEK ONLY! AN INTERNET MINISERIES EVENT!

“Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” will be streamed, LIVE (that part’s not true), FREE (sadly, that part is) right on Drhorrible.com, in mid-July. Specifically:

ACT ONE (Wheee!) will go up Tuesday July 15th.

ACT TWO (OMG!) will go up Thursday July 17th.

ACT THREE (Denouement!) will go up Saturday July 19th.

All acts will stay up until midnight Sunday July 20th. Then they will vanish into the night, like a phantom (but not THE Phantom – that’s still playing. Like, everywhere.)

Whedon goes on to say that the series will be made available for download for a small fee once all three parts have been published, and there are also plans in the works to release the series on DVD. More details will be unveiled at Comic-con later this month.

Top Five Reasons David Tennant Isn’t Leaving DOCTOR WHO… Yet

Once more, the Doctor Who rumor mill is stuck in overdrive, with speculation running rampant that David Tennant is vacating the TARDIS. This time, it’s fueled by the cliffhanger ending of this season’s penultimate episode, broadcast Saturday in the U.K. (us poor Americans will have to wait weeks yet before Sci Fi gets around to airing it).

Since both the Beeb and Tennant have yet to officially confirm or deny that he’ll still be around when Steven Moffat takes over as showrunner in 2010, some fans are understandably alarmed. Not me, though. I’m not a bit worried. In fact, I’m almost certain Tennant won’t be leaving for at least another couple of years. Here are five reasons why:

#5. Yes, that cliffhanger at the end of “The Stolen Earth” was pretty darned shocking (I’m avoiding any overt spoilers for those who are on the Sci Fi Channel broadcast schedule), but the reality is that David Tennant is still signed on for four more specials over the next year. In fact, he’s already filmed the Christmas special (WARNING: Link is to spoiler footage). Given that, it seems pretty unlikely that we’ve seen the end of our beloved Tenth Doctor, no matter how it looks.

#4. Catherine Tate has confirmed that she will not be returning for another season as companion Donna Noble. Which means we’re going to have to get used to yet another new companion in the TARDIS. It’s likely that the upcoming specials will feature a series of one-shot guest stars, with a new regular companion settling in when the next full season commences in 2010. So are they going to want to introduce a new Doctor at the same time they’re bringing a new companion on board? Seems unlikely, as in the past cast departures have been staggered to provide some continuity. When Nine became Ten we still had Rose around to help us get used to the new guy. And likewise when Rose departed for her parallel universe the Tenth Doctor was there to introduce us to the next companion (and the next).

#3. With the departure of showrunner Russell T Davies, producer Phil Collinson and executive producer Julie Gardner—the trifecta responsible for making New Who such a success—the series is facing huge changes. Some have even wondered if new helmer Steven Moffat would want to start fresh with a brand new Doctor (with most speculation centering around James Nesbitt, star of Moffat’s Jekyll). I’ll admit that when I heard Davies was leaving I was greatly afraid Tennant would consider that his signal to jump ship as well. But now that Moffat’s on board I’m far less worried. After all, Moffat is: a) an experienced showrunner in his own right; b) a veteran Who writer responsible for some of the modern series’ greatest episodes; and c) a fellow Scot who, by all accounts, gets on famously with Tennant. And if I were Moffat? I’d want to sustain a little continuity for my first season. Starting the 2010 season with a new production team and a new Doctor and a new companion? That’s an awful lot of new to pull on their faithful viewers all at once.

#2. The British media are reporting that the BBC is prepared to offer Tennant up to up to £100,000 per episode. That may not sound like much compared to what some high-powered American TV stars make, but when you consider that the Beeb is a publicly-funded network (more akin to our American PBS than the commercial broadcast networks), that’s a whole lotta moolah. The story hasn’t been officially confirmed, but given the success of Doctor Who and the popularity of Tennant’s Doctor in particular, I’d say it’s pretty credible.

#1. And the number one reason I don’t believe David Tennant is leaving Doctor Who? Because the man loves being the Doctor. If you’ve ever watched the Doctor Who Confidentials or Tennant’s own video diaries (included on the series DVDs), his abiding love for all things Who is plain to see. (In the latest Confidential he was grinning like a kid and taking pictures with his cell phone the first time he saw <*insert spoilery supervillian name here*> in costume–this is not the behavior of man who’s tired of his job.) He’s watched the show since he was a wee bairn, he can stand toe-to-toe with any diehard Whovian in a test of trivia mettle, and he truly seems to consider this the role of a lifetime. Yes, one day he will surely turn in his TARDIS key and move on to bigger (though possibly not better) things, but I just don’t believe that day has come.

I could be totally wrong about all of this, but my instincts say there’s no reason to worry about losing Tennant just yet. My prediction? He’ll sign on for all of Moffat’s first season, then step aside at the end of 2010 to make room for a new Doctor to fill his shoes in that year’s Christmas special.

Only time will tell, of course.

Amy Ryan Hangs Around THE OFFICE

Variety reports that Amy Ryan will be returning for at least five episodes when The Office returns in the fall. Ryan first appeared in the season finale as human resources rep (and potential love interest for Michael) Holly Flax.

“I don’t know what they’re going to do with the character,” Ryan said, “but as it was written, there’s certainly a lot of potential. It’s a funny thing to enter a show that you’re a great fan of — and it’s nice to tell lighter stories.”

DOCTOR WHO: Once Upon a Time…

A debate occasionally arises between people who excoriate Doctor Who for not being “real” science fiction and those who argue that it’s meant to be science fantasy. Steven Moffat’s episodes take the science fantasy argument a step further: he writes science fairy tales. “Forest of the Dead” is the clearest example of this yet, as people surrounded by books read us fairy tales about a character called the Doctor–and we all know how much bad stuff goes down in fairy tale forests, don’t we?

Moffat’s science fairy tales hearken back to the grim (and Grimm) yarns that tend to have sad endings. Even though Moffat doesn’t kill characters in his stories (it’s true–”everybody lives!” in “The Doctor Dances,” and other characters die of natural causes), the stories themselves are often sad. This one is no exception–Donna lives a fairy tale life that grants her everything she ever wanted, but she ends up losing every real thing she built there. The Doctor loses someone who knows his name, and timey-wimey stuff means that every time he runs with River in the future, Dr. Moon’s “and then you remembered” will be the scary thing waiting in the shadows. It’s lovely that River gets her sparkly princess gown (because who doesn’t want one of those?), but she and her crew are still mostly dead and lost to the rest of us forever. If “I’m all right” really is special Time Lord code for “really not all right at all,” then I’m with Donna on this one.

There’s magic all over the place, too, as there often is in fairy tales. There are magic words that change everything. The little girl who turns out to be CAL has a magic wand that makes things disappear–it looks a lot like a remote control. The Doctor can magically open doors with a mere snap of his fingers (although I do have to wonder if that’s just the TARDIS letting him win one after a hard day). People shapeshift and transform like they do in fairy tales: the Doctor isn’t yet what he will be; Miss Evangelista is no longer stupid and pretty; the Vashta Nerada are using Anita; Donna’s been dieting with a body that isn’t really hers. It makes you wonder–did the Frog Prince ever count calories? Did the Beast ever work out? Is it worth bothering when magic has ensured your body isn’t really yours?

And all of this forest magic is just as it should be in a story where a little girl is snatched from death and given dreams instead. Charlotte Abigail Lux is Sleeping Beauty, she’s Snow White, only instead of just sleep, she has every story in the world to dream and a moon to watch over her. Even better, this is a Doctor Who science fairy tale, which means CAL doesn’t just sleep and dream–she saves the world while she’s at it, because that’s what people on this show do: they hold on and try and do their best, and then the Doctor comes along and helps them become bigger on the inside so they can save the world together.

Because Steven Moffat is, well Steven Moffat, he can’t help but mess with structure a bit. Classic fairy tales are coming-of-age stories, and parents have to be removed from the picture to introduce conflict and allow the protagonist to grow into adulthood in a scary world. Our CAL gives that a try, erasing both her “father” and Dr. Moon with her magic remote control, but soon finds that just makes things worse. She needs other people, people who will help her fix the data core and conspire with her to save a few more people than she already has and read her fairy tales and wish her sweet dreams. She finds those people, not just in the Doctor and River, but in Donna, her own nephew, and Miss Evangelista. That’s a reassuring moment for a show meant as family viewing but willing to suggest minutes before that children magically disappear when their parents close their eyes.

I imagine some people will find River’s fate unnerving–is death preferable to a ghost life, especially if she doesn’t have any more practical clothes? It’s a fair question, but I like to think of her as viewing the library as an eternal set of possibilities–maybe she doesn’t get to indulge her archaeologist’s curiosity by folding space and time anymore, but indulging it by getting to live the millions of books in this library has to run a close second. And maybe, when she’s a looking for a little down time from every adventure in the universe or when she’s missing a particular person, she likes to go back and read fairy tales about a wild character named the Doctor to CAL and her imaginary friends. I like to think the fairy tales she reads are all written by Steven Moffat and are all contained in a book that looks like a TARDIS and all end like this:

When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it will never end. But however hard you try, you can’t run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies, and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever, for one moment accepts it. Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives. Sweet dreams, everyone.

With Moffat taking over as showrunner, is this what we should expect–fairy tales where people rarely die, but things are still sad? Next chapter’s this way…

Television Academy Reveals Emmy Finalists

This year for the first time the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences decided to release the top ten finalists for nominations for the Primetime Emmy Awards in the comedy and drama series categories. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the short list was released “to avoid the kind of rumors and confusion that circulated in the wake of the publishing of the unofficial lists on blogs.” Yeah, I don’t know what they’re talking about, either, but I’m guessing they just got sick of entertainment blogs stealing their thunder.

Anyway, on to the lists…

Outstanding Drama Series:
Boston Legal, Damages, Dexter, Friday Night Lights, Grey’s Anatomy, House, Lost, Mad Men, The Tudors and The Wire.

Outstanding Comedy Series:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, The Office, Pushing Daisies, 30 Rock, Two and a Half Men, Ugly Betty and Weeds.

Notable omissions include Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, Heroes, The Closer, Rescue Me, The Shield, How I Met Your Mother, and newcomers Breaking Bad and In Treatment. The final list of nominees will be announced July 17.

CBS Announces Fall Premiere Dates

There’s not a whole heck of a lot on CBS that I’m really anticipating this fall, but just in case ya’ll are dying to know when all of their eleventy hundred procedurals are premiering, here ya go:

Thursday, Sept. 18
8:00-9:00 PM SURVIVOR (17th Installment Premiere)

Monday, Sept. 22
8:00-8:30 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY (2nd Season Premiere)
8:30-9:00 PM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (4th Season Premiere)
9:00-9:30 PM TWO AND A HALF MEN (6th Season Premiere)
9:30-10:00 PM WORST WEEK (Series Debut)
10:00-11:00 PM CSI: MIAMI (7th Season Premiere)

Tuesday, Sept. 23
8:00-9:00 PM NCIS (6th Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM THE MENTALIST (Series Debut)
10:00-11:00 PM WITHOUT A TRACE (7th Season Premiere)

Wednesday, Sept. 24
8:00-8:30 PM THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE (4th Season Premiere)
8:30-9:00 PM PROJECT GARY (Series Debut)
9:00-10:00 PM CRIMINAL MINDS (4th Season Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM CSI: NY (5th Season Premiere)

Saturday, Sept. 27
8:00-9:00 PM CRIMETIME SATURDAY
9:00-10:00 PM CRIMETIME SATURDAY
10:00-11:00 PM 48 HOURS MYSTERY (Season Premiere)

Sunday, Sept. 28
7:00-8:00 PM 60 MINUTES (41st Season Premiere)
8:00-9:00 PM THE AMAZING RACE (13th Edition)
9:00-10:00 PM COLD CASE (6th Season Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM THE UNIT (4th Season Premiere)

Friday, Oct. 3
8:00-9:00 PM GHOST WHISPERER (4th Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM THE EX LIST (Series Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM NUMB3RS (5th Season Premiere)

Thursday, Oct. 9
9:00-10:00 PM CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION (9th Season Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM ELEVENTH HOUR (Series Debut)

DR. HORRIBLE’S Teaser Trailer

At last, here’s a glimpse of Joss Whedon’s upcoming series of web shorts, “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog,” set to launch sometime this summer.

The cast and crew (including actors Neil Patrick Harris, Felicia Day and Nathan Fillion and writers Joss Whedon, Jed Whedon, Zack Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen) will be participating in a panel at San Diego Comic-Con on Friday July 25. (That is, if the actors don’t go on strike and ruin Comic-con for everyone.)

NBC’s TOP GEAR Travesty Finds Its Hosts

If you’ve spent any time at all here at TV Bacon you know that we love Top Gear. The real Top Gear, that is. The one produced by the BBC and hosted by the amusingly bumbling trio of Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond (above).

What we don’t love is NBC’s proposed American version of this unexpectedly delightful British automotive show. And the recent announcement of the American hosts doesn’t make us love it any more.

First, there’s comedian (and I use the term loosely) Adam Carolla, who made a name for himself on Loveline, The Man Show, and Crank Yankers (a resume I couldn’t be less impressed by). Then we’ve got pro racer/stunt driver Tanner Foust. And finally there’s soap-star-turned-HGTV-beefcake Eric Stromer. Um, seriously, NBC? Seriously?

Obviously, NBC just doesn’t get what makes Top Gear so appealing in the first place, and, more importantly, why its appeal goes far beyond car enthusiasts. So I’m gonna go out on limb here and predict that this remake is going to suck. And Jay Leno agrees with me.

If you want to read more about NBC’s plans for Top Gear, along with a Q&A with Carolla, feel free to click over to this Popular Mechanics article. Personally, I’m too busy re-watching the episode where Jeremy, May and the Hamster attempt to cross the English Channel in their homemade amphibious cars. *sigh* Good times.